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14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

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heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

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dntdodrugs:

real eyes realize real dick size 

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proudgayconservative:

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joshuaflowers:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

I fucking hate this website

This takes joke telling to a whole other level.

How could someone not get this joke?

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forgottenships:

. by joannablu kitchener on Flickr.

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aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

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combatskirt:

Fuck

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